Zippy

Backstory
Zippy was born in 1973, to a 13 year old Linda, the product of an one night stand she had with a man, dressed as a pillar box, at a party. She immediately had him placed in care, and he was adopted by an incredibly wealthy family.

In 2001, Zippy's adoptive parents died in an accident, leaving their son, who is now 28, a sizeable fortune and the desire to locate his birth mother.

He tracks Linda in Kentish Town, but is very disappointed by the way she behaves and dresses. He tries to convince her with a brand new wardrobe of clothes (funded by Zippy) but he insists she dresses like a "real mommy" and she is clad with dowdy, unflattering old fashioned clothes, complete with an ugly bowl cut hairstyle.

Both disappointed by each other, Linda attempts to scare Zippy away, on the suggestion of Tom, by being sexually forward to him. The plan works and Zippy flees in disgust.